real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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