they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She bit a glass in half.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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