is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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