well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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