finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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