VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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