Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
