i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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