4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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