And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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