No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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