in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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