That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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