But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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