tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i need some magic done to my vagina
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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