I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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