You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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