is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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