Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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