Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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