no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
