Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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