North Korea, Best Korea!
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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