yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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