The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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