When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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