In the future we'll all be gay
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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