Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
