mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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