i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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