So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
