one might say we're banned from that church
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Success! We fucked roommates!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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