Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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