Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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