did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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