Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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