if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
