My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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