I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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