In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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