no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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