Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We need to get me chipped asap
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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