i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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