absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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