Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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