What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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