Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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