): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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