Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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