Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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