We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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