I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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